you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.
I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy
this is a great post
This post is so dapper.
I feel so dapper.
I feel so relaxed
i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing
The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving
how can you not reblog this
Books Everyone Should Read: The Modern Faery Tales Series
"Maybe no one gave me a name. Maybe I’m supposed to name myself."
"They say that nameless things change constantly—that names fix them in place like pins. But without a name, a thing isn’t quite real either. Maybe you’re not a real thing."
"I’m real," Kaye said.
— Holly Black
This is so gorgeous. Love the coffee and the rat!!!
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
no this makes me sad because i really want this
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
- If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
- If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
- If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid
- If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer.
- If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE
And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.
You really can’t fucking win with some people